Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Cross dressing campers & bats, oh my

I recently have came to some startling conclusions. For one, we went camping for 3 long bug filled nights with Candace & family. I didn't die. That was good. I love camping so much I may never go again. I can't believe how DIRTY and labor intensive camping is. Lord. I haven't been camping since I was a teenager and I forgot how much effort and work everything is when you're out in the frickin' woods. I still don't understand why people enjoy hanging out in the woods pretending like they are homeless. We all pay really good money to live in a house, so why do we enjoy going and pretending like we are vagabonds without a home and living off the land? Huh, why?!?!


When we were camping I dreamt that Connor grew up to be a cross dresser. That's what pretending to live off the land will do to a person. Give you crazy assed wild dreams. No thank you. I am already crazy enough, thankyouverymuch.


I leave for Denver on Monday for work, I'll be gone all week. I am excited and nervous. The flying always freaks me out and this is a fairly long flight. I am going with my supervisor, Mr Incredible. (He's not REALLY incredible, he actually annoys me daily, but he looks just like Mr. Incredible--the cartoon guy not some hot body builder type). Hopefully he'll be good traveling company. We'll see. I don't have high expectations frankly.


I have never been to Denver, so that part is very exciting. As an added bonus I love being a guest in a hotel, I am a dork, so I am jazzed about that part too. And it's not camping. The not camping part thrills me. Anyplace I can go to the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning without the aide of a flashlight or the fear of being attacked by a huge stalking frog (!) makes me a fan.


Mace appealed her dismissal, of course she did. The decision was upheld by the Board. I am more than relieved. I almost had to go and testify before the Board regarding the parking lot situation, but then they decided that I didn't have to attend unless they absolutely needed me. And they didn't need me. That made for a happy day! I hope I never have to come face to face with Mace. Good riddance you loony!


Big Brother 10 started! YIPPEE!!!!!! I love me some Big Brother. I don't have any faves yet. All the blond twinsy girls have got to go though. They look like one person to me.


Crazydruggie sister is in jail again. *sigh*

My Dad can be a real asswipe. And he lives in a logging camp 6 months out of the year and loves it, which really makes his sanity or lack there of suspect.


OH, and this morning I was totally a rock star. I captured a real live bat in my kitchen and took it outside by myself. Like the grown up that I am. Yep, a bat. In my kitchen. Maybe I am not living in civilization after all. Hmmm.....