I'm back!

Hey, did you miss me, because I missed you! I was in Vegas yet again for training. I went with Dragon Lady. It was a HORRIBLE trip. Almost as bad as when I went to Vegas with Mace. It was just awful. I would fake my own death before I went on travel with Dragon Lady again. Ohmygawd. It was dreadful. The highlight of my trip was watching a HBO documentary entitled "It's hard to be a Ho". That, my dear blogging peeps, has got to be the understatement of the year.

Other than that life is pretty shitty. My Aunt's husband died of a massive heart attack last week. He was only 63. It's all very sad. My parents are up in Montana right now to help her out. Vegan sister is dying of hurt feelings because she didn't get to go too and show off her 100+ pound weight loss. So, she decided to call me 37 times a day and tell me about it instead. Yeah, it's been great.

And that's all I have to bitch about for now. What do YOU have to bitch about?!

facebook is evil!

OMG! Old high school acquaintances (because if they were friends we would have never lost contact) are starting to find me on Facebook. Pretty soon they are going to want to see a picture of me, and of Chad probably because we were high school sweethearts and graduated from the same high school. And, I am not the stunning beauty (HA! as if) that I was in high school (read extremely fat and frumpy now). I like the cloak of anonymity that the Internet offers me. But, these people are going to want to see my picture soon. Or talk to me on the phone. Or even WORSE come and visit me. ACK. I am beginning to think I don't like people as much as I thought I did.

**note to self--do NOT under any circumstances tell anyone you know, knew, or may know in real life about your blog!!**